Before my "Yes I Do"

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I think it's fair enough to ask for a review of "SIN" from the big guy above. I've kept myself clean of sexual sin, mentally and physically so when I sign into it at the altar, I should get someone equal. My parents were strict matters TV, forget my Sunday school teacher, she was worse. She condemned sex like it shouldn't even exist, the word itself tormented her, she mostly switched to Tabia Mbaya. Come next election I will be 34 and if everything goes well, I wanna set the sail and try the waters to raw, moan freely without fear of torture in the dungeons oh hell. I deserve a clean partner, totally clean off sin, even the thought of it, we should all start from scratch, it's genetically inscribed so things should turn out well I suppose. After the vows are exchanged at the altar and " now you may kiss your bride", something concerns me. First am very shy, then how will I know what exactly I'm supposed to do, should I lick her lips like some nuts off a spoon, roll my tongue inside her mouth around the walls, should our teeth touch, how should I tilt her head that our lips sync properly. Will I even do it, is it a must? If everything goes well and we make it to our honeymoon how will I go about the welding? just put it in relax and wait for a sign it's done, is there even a sign? No matters time, so 2mins or 30 or 2hrs I can still be a champion, right? Should we pray before, then a big thank you after 2min or 2hrs, oh there's no time, will it even be in the right place, I only know what mine looks like, is it even the same thing they use? If everything goes well and we like it, how do we tame the urge, keep it safe, what's safe anyway? What if it happens she's not clean and she knows a thing or two, who's to blame, of course, it's you for not giving me an equal partner but that aside. Who is to blame for my 2minutes of heavy primitive pounding and deep disgusting breaths, and moans? I think it's still you sir. You see, I should have practised everything, from safety to perfection.

Maybe one-day sex education should be made compulsory now that we've moved from the traditional way, boys being taught everything sexual by old men and ladies the same. Time has only snatched our skin clothes and replaced them with cotton, mud huts with big mansions. Basics should remain,eagerness is key in everything.

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  1. Anonymous19 August 2022 at 16:35

    Sometimes it's good have experience, I think so too.

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